I could whittle away the hours
Under sky without those clowers
Conferring with the twigs and
Talking to the gum trees leaves
I could ponder a bit of puddle
While getting to a little muddle
Collecting my thoughts and
Talking to my empty brain
If I could unravel this wittle riddle
Were I a divisible individual
I’d sort out all my troubles
And decipher all this pain
But I can’t even desiphon
This piddliest python
My head all full of nuffin’
My heart all full of stain
And perhaps if I ever could
I'd deserve you as I should
And be worthy of even you
If I only had a mane
