Hotmail soldier
Off to Kapooka
Jumping boulder
Just a teenager
Swimming shoulder
Gymnastics hurt ‘er
Chilblains colder
Eyes that smoulder
A dancing daughter
Before I sought her
I was older
Not much bolder
Over indulger
Chocolate bulger
McDonalds burger
Gemini learner
I caught a murmur
I had to meet ‘er
No great wonder
I took it further
I was the learner
Though a preacher
Became a teacher
And did beseech her
But what a creature
I am like Nietzsche
Not much feature
A marriage peachier
I almost beached her
My darling splendour
A loving blunder
And now I wander
