Whither will I wander
In this weather well
Well will l wonder
Whether I be well
Sick and tired, wet and wild
Confound and confuse them
Washed and dried, ironed and piled
Befuddle and bemuse them
Confiscate, confuddle
Manipulate and muddle
Confabulate, congradulate
Pour pints into a puddle
Willy Wonka wandering
Going nowhere willingly
Silly tonka wondering
What’s he doing really
Oh why oh why did my little dog go
Why won’t he wander with me
And where oh where did my common sense go
And how can I get there crisply
