A kiss and a cuddle
For the first of the muddle
And a cat on your lap
So you can’t do it back
Well a kick and a flick
for being so quick
Well a blow on your toe
for being so slow
Well a wet wonky willy
for being so silly
Well I’m throwing my food
for being so rude
You naughty alpaca
You need a big smacker
Hey not so fast
I'm trying to get past
Well pinch and punch
Its that time of the month
Well slap my back
Or I'll get you big back
Nah, you're too much fun
And I think that I won
