Once
in my life
Was
early by far
It
took some strife
From
an early star
An oldie mate
Cracks
not just a fart
He’s
never ever late
Early
bed, early start
For
dinner he looks
Towards
his breakie
Thinking
he cooks
Of
lunches most pecky
I
was born lated
Ten
minutes at least
Been
ever since fated
An
ungodly beast
Took
one well strung
Moving
at pace
With
at least one lung
And
plenty of haste
Believe
it or not
Well
ere our ship
We
so early got
There
time for a dip
No
bus, no showers
Awaiting
our yacht
For
one and a half hours
More
than a tad hot
